Can I get a booyah?

So, I informed Sara: "I'm going downstairs to watch the college football game while you watch Gilmore Girls."

To which she asked me why, and I said I had no intrest in it, and she says, "But you always ask me what happens!"

"I don't want to sit through the whole episode, I just want the highlight reel, like on Sportscenter."

And then I decided that would be pretty cool. Stuart Scott: "And look at this smackdown on Emily Gilmore! Booyah!"

Chris Berman: "Look, it's Luke "I wanna"Dane"ish!"

Tom Jackson: "I want you to pay close attention to this scene, look at how Richard Gilmore completely ignores the argument going on around him, and how closely he holds that newspaper. That is skill right there, people."

Micheal Irwin: "And right here, Paris gets JACKED UP."

Ron Jaworski: "And here, Logan tries to overcome his spoil rich brat image, but he just hasn't matured enough to do that. His coaches need to give him more time to read the field and make more intelligent plays. He's never going to make it in this league unless he can start making better decisions."

Amusing, yes?