April Fool!
Mar. 25th, 2006 11:56 am| April Fool | |
| has a hundred large anchovy pizzas and a diet coke delivered to your door. | |
| legally changes your name to MoonBeam Cappa. | |
| smiles. All the time. | |
| trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. | |
| buys you a Russian Bride. | |
| eggs your house. | |
| paints your cat orange. | |
| sells your dog on Ebay. | |
| glues your elderly relatives to your bedroom ceiling. | |
| enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. | |